Partying with the masters of the universe will give you an eternal hangover

Its 4 o'clock in the morning and I'm wandering, how fucked up was God when he created earth? ( yes my atheists friends I do believe there is a supreme being capable of doing cool shit) and when I mean fucked up I all ready assume that he was shit housed drunk, which brings me back to the the premise that if he was buzzing, then distilled alcohol was all ready available so he stumbled around the infinite cosmos and I think that before he passed out, in his drunken stupor he said " I think I'll take a crap right here." and BOOOOOMMMM!!!!!... he must have a real good taste in food.